16 August 2007
Note: Ahh Von, Day is delighted to hear from you again. Its been too long.
David still thinks Jin is still a VIRGIN unless of course you take into the consideration that his backside cherry has been popped ... or in his sick, twisted, demented case ... torn apart/ripped to shreds.
Kidding.
Which reminds him, David once had a terrible terrible dream of Jin's sex life. Jin was being rammed from behind by Steven Seagal and his screams of euphoria sounded something like "Mehhh ,,, MEHHHHH ... MEeEeeEeeHHhhHhHHHHhHhH !!!!"
Oh goddddddddddd, David does not know if he can continue thinking about it.
Nothing special happened today except that David has crossed paths with Eve again. David hates her and wants to kill her and throw her mangled body to the dogs.
Chris asked David to forget about old grudges and be friends with her again ... David has to think long and hard about his proposal.
David also has to think long and hard about how Eve, who happens to be a 16 year old girl, managed to piss him off so badly 3 months ago.
The story goes like this:
4 months ago, David met a girl named Eve. They became decent friends. One month after knowing Eve, she runs up to David making outrageous claims on what someone did to her and demand I immediately rectify the problem.
David, being the fair (as in the HONEST fair, not the WHITE SKIN fair) person that he is, decided to investigate the situation first.
Eve then flames David for investigating her claim instead of just immediately bashing faces in. Eve goes through some emotional shit and then starts giving the cold shoulder to David and Chris and then starts to say some really nasty things.
As a result, now David wants to tie Eve, naked, to his car with barbed wire and take her for a spin around KL doing what he calls "careless driving."
And yet, he is expected to forgive her !!!
"Its bad for you to hold grudges" they say.
What a bunch of pussies.
Just because she is a little girl.
David still thinks she should be gang raped and sent on a boat to Bangkok.
Bleh.
All the hardship David is expected to go through this year, really makes him wonder if life is worth living at all ... >__>
David still thinks Jin is still a VIRGIN unless of course you take into the consideration that his backside cherry has been popped ... or in his sick, twisted, demented case ... torn apart/ripped to shreds.
Kidding.
Which reminds him, David once had a terrible terrible dream of Jin's sex life. Jin was being rammed from behind by Steven Seagal and his screams of euphoria sounded something like "Mehhh ,,, MEHHHHH ... MEeEeeEeeHHhhHhHHHHhHhH !!!!"
Oh goddddddddddd, David does not know if he can continue thinking about it.
Nothing special happened today except that David has crossed paths with Eve again. David hates her and wants to kill her and throw her mangled body to the dogs.
Chris asked David to forget about old grudges and be friends with her again ... David has to think long and hard about his proposal.
David also has to think long and hard about how Eve, who happens to be a 16 year old girl, managed to piss him off so badly 3 months ago.
The story goes like this:
4 months ago, David met a girl named Eve. They became decent friends. One month after knowing Eve, she runs up to David making outrageous claims on what someone did to her and demand I immediately rectify the problem.
David, being the fair (as in the HONEST fair, not the WHITE SKIN fair) person that he is, decided to investigate the situation first.
Eve then flames David for investigating her claim instead of just immediately bashing faces in. Eve goes through some emotional shit and then starts giving the cold shoulder to David and Chris and then starts to say some really nasty things.
As a result, now David wants to tie Eve, naked, to his car with barbed wire and take her for a spin around KL doing what he calls "careless driving."
And yet, he is expected to forgive her !!!
"Its bad for you to hold grudges" they say.
What a bunch of pussies.
Just because she is a little girl.
David still thinks she should be gang raped and sent on a boat to Bangkok.
Bleh.
All the hardship David is expected to go through this year, really makes him wonder if life is worth living at all ... >__>
posted by D. at 3:56 AM
1 Comments:
harh. just for that, i won't make you pasta sauce. and i did tell you i have a sister. if only you'd pay attention instead of smoking. and with the smoking and getting laid, she won't lay eyes on you, buddy.
and who the fuck is steven seagal? why the hell were you dreaming about ME? pervert.
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