13 August 2007
David spent the morning in Low Yat today!!!
David went there with three boys, Azri, Afendi and Adrian.
Hooray.
Also, Adrian's boyfriend, Hafiz, was going to meet David, Azri, Afendi and Adrian there soon. But that was only later. No wonder Adrian was so happy this morning. Ahh ... young love ...
During that time David managed to accomplish many things:
1, Mistook for a pleb at three different stores.
2. Eat.
3. Watch half a movie.
4. Spend RM50.00 on Afendi's sister's laptop.
5. Find Afendi a USB keyboard. n00b Afendi,
6. Get Afendi a free BBQ grill set.
7. Wonder why he is the least popular there.
8. Think that its because all their names start with "A."
9. Find out David starts with "D." ='(
10. Conclude that that is the only possible answer.
11. Wonder why David's parents didn't give him a name that starts with "A."
12. Ask himself the question "Aren't parents supposed to know best?"
13. Realize that David's parents hate him and want to make him suffer.
14. Assure himself that he is right.
15. Think of nice names that start with "A."
16. Say "touch me touch me ahhhHHH" to Azri.
17. Say "touch me touch me ahhhHHHhhhHHH" to Adrian.
18. Get pissed off at Adrian.
19. Realize that Adrian was just trying to be cool in front of his boyfriend Hafiz.
20. Smile at the thought that Adrian is all grown up now and having relationships.
21. Wonder if Azri and Afendi are having a relationship behind David's back.
22. Smoke his Pall Mall.
23. Give nobody any of his Pall Mall.
24. Realize that everyone has their own cigarettes today.
25. Including Adrian!!!!!!!!!1111111########%%%%%%%%%%%!!!!!111!!!
26. Talk to a girl.
27. Talk to a boy.
28. Wonder why Adrian has never asked David to be in a relationship before.
29. Wonder why Azri has never asked David to be in a relationship before.
30. Wonder why Afendi has never asked David to be in a relationship before.
31. Wonder why Hafiz has never asked David to be in a relationship before.
32. Remember that David is not popular.
Poor David.
David spent the entire mid-afternoon, late-afternoon, evening and late-evening thinking about his precious girlfriend. David misses his precious girlfriend so much and yet at the moment, a small part of David wants to kill her.
David then notices that this has gone on in every single relationship he has had since the dawn of time, which David remembers to have happened quite a long time ago.
David realizes that the first girl that he allowed to do obscene things to his boyhood is the only one he did not feel like killing at all, but only because she passed away. Rest In Peace.
At night, David eats supper with his Sifu. There is a big problem though, David isn't hungry. Poor David ...
During the supper, David bumps into the first girl he ever dumped directly after making out with her. She is so tall now, David thinks.
David's stupid Sifu decides to sit at the table that is uncomfortably near to the table where the girl and her boyfriend are sitting. Stupid Sifu ..................
David tries to hide behind his giant Sifu but fails because he is about the same size as his giant Sifu. Poor David. Poor poor David.
David then tries to look away but again, fails. This is because David was bored so he tried to entertain himself by staring at one of the TVs.
The-first-girl-that-David-ever-dumped then notices David, poor David. She looks at David with disbelief but in the end believes it because David still has the same haircut and has not managed to grow facial hair yet, or leg hair, or chest hair, or arm hair. Poor David.
She glares at David and sends David a very long complicated telepathic message that is far beyond David's immediate understanding.
David takes about one hour to recieve, understand and compute and it roughly goes:
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.......
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............
----
.............
Zzzzzz
zzzzZZZZ
*static*
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........
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,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"I hate you."
Poor David.
David went there with three boys, Azri, Afendi and Adrian.
Hooray.
Also, Adrian's boyfriend, Hafiz, was going to meet David, Azri, Afendi and Adrian there soon. But that was only later. No wonder Adrian was so happy this morning. Ahh ... young love ...
During that time David managed to accomplish many things:
1, Mistook for a pleb at three different stores.
2. Eat.
3. Watch half a movie.
4. Spend RM50.00 on Afendi's sister's laptop.
5. Find Afendi a USB keyboard. n00b Afendi,
6. Get Afendi a free BBQ grill set.
7. Wonder why he is the least popular there.
8. Think that its because all their names start with "A."
9. Find out David starts with "D." ='(
10. Conclude that that is the only possible answer.
11. Wonder why David's parents didn't give him a name that starts with "A."
12. Ask himself the question "Aren't parents supposed to know best?"
13. Realize that David's parents hate him and want to make him suffer.
14. Assure himself that he is right.
15. Think of nice names that start with "A."
16. Say "touch me touch me ahhhHHH" to Azri.
17. Say "touch me touch me ahhhHHHhhhHHH" to Adrian.
18. Get pissed off at Adrian.
19. Realize that Adrian was just trying to be cool in front of his boyfriend Hafiz.
20. Smile at the thought that Adrian is all grown up now and having relationships.
21. Wonder if Azri and Afendi are having a relationship behind David's back.
22. Smoke his Pall Mall.
23. Give nobody any of his Pall Mall.
24. Realize that everyone has their own cigarettes today.
25. Including Adrian!!!!!!!!!1111111########%%%%%%%%%%%!!!!!111!!!
26. Talk to a girl.
27. Talk to a boy.
28. Wonder why Adrian has never asked David to be in a relationship before.
29. Wonder why Azri has never asked David to be in a relationship before.
30. Wonder why Afendi has never asked David to be in a relationship before.
31. Wonder why Hafiz has never asked David to be in a relationship before.
32. Remember that David is not popular.
Poor David.
David spent the entire mid-afternoon, late-afternoon, evening and late-evening thinking about his precious girlfriend. David misses his precious girlfriend so much and yet at the moment, a small part of David wants to kill her.
David then notices that this has gone on in every single relationship he has had since the dawn of time, which David remembers to have happened quite a long time ago.
David realizes that the first girl that he allowed to do obscene things to his boyhood is the only one he did not feel like killing at all, but only because she passed away. Rest In Peace.
At night, David eats supper with his Sifu. There is a big problem though, David isn't hungry. Poor David ...
During the supper, David bumps into the first girl he ever dumped directly after making out with her. She is so tall now, David thinks.
David's stupid Sifu decides to sit at the table that is uncomfortably near to the table where the girl and her boyfriend are sitting. Stupid Sifu ..................
David tries to hide behind his giant Sifu but fails because he is about the same size as his giant Sifu. Poor David. Poor poor David.
David then tries to look away but again, fails. This is because David was bored so he tried to entertain himself by staring at one of the TVs.
The-first-girl-that-David-ever-dumped then notices David, poor David. She looks at David with disbelief but in the end believes it because David still has the same haircut and has not managed to grow facial hair yet, or leg hair, or chest hair, or arm hair. Poor David.
She glares at David and sends David a very long complicated telepathic message that is far beyond David's immediate understanding.
David takes about one hour to recieve, understand and compute and it roughly goes:
-----
.......
--------
............
----
.............
Zzzzzz
zzzzZZZZ
*static*
-------
........
----------
,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"I hate you."
Poor David.
posted by D. at 1:47 AM
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